So, I’m working my way through the book. The “You are a badass” book. I’m reading slowly, as to properly digest it. One of the first things that stood out for me was being positive. Find the positives every day, list ten positive things every night before bed. Have positive energy, surround yourself with positive people, not negative Nellies. So I took stock of the people around me and I had a come to Jesus moment. After some self-reflection, I realized that I’m the negative one! I bring negative energy. Lori thy name is Nellie. I’m a damn pessimist, have been my whole life. Well, it’s time for change. Henceforth…

The wife shoves this book in front of my face the other day. It’s a self-help book, which is not something I usually read, but she does all the time. “Read this. It’s funny. And she curses.” Ok, funny with f-bombs. I’m in! And I like the title, because I foresee shouting, “I’m a badass!” all the time. I’d probably add, “I’m a fucking badass!” To make it that much more personal. So, I’m given the perfect opportunity to start reading on our flight to Florida yesterday, with our good friends Frontier Air. We wake up at 4am to catch our 630am flight. Unfortunately, we woke up in an ice…