So, I went down to the Florida Keys a few weeks ago. Left the wifey at home and met a buddy of mine. I booked first class, cause it wasn’t that much more money. When I “priority boarded” (gloat gloat,) it was business first class, and the seats were like little cabins. There was one seat at the window, then aisle, then 2 seats, then aisle, then the one seat on the other side by the window. Just to give you the lay of the land. I was like a kid starting summer vacation, giddy as fuck. I had my own seat by the window. So, I looked around my…